giving head to your goth gf like *gets on knees* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her-
i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p
How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it
they beat Jesus with that
congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess